not that they should be barging in to your business anyway...but say they did
2007-12-13 16:53:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
act it out, like charades
2007-12-13 16:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Might not want to use that on women, I think it would only work for the opposite sex. Funny how that works. You can say anything offensive to a guy, and they think you are flirting or would brush it off. Women can be so touchy, "so you're saying I'm fat? What does this mean about me as a person? I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm going to cry." To change it to make it female friendly, I would simply say "you wouldn't understand because you're not as pretty as me." A woman will take that at face value. What else can she do? Apply more makeup? If you tell her she isn't as pretty as you, most women would worry it is true, which is the only way to make a dense female understand. Ugly equals less intelligent to a woman. If a friend was barging in to your business, then those would be appropriate replies to let him/her know you are offended. If they're a good friend, they should always understand.
2007-12-13 21:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by August lmagination 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say...
"Oh! I'm so sorry...
...you majored in Home Economics, didn't you?"
I'm so sorry you flunked out with a low GPA...
That must have been a very "emotionally" painful experience...
Well...it's never too late to go back to school and try again...
Maybe this time you could become an "athletic coach..."
I recommend "Bowling..."
2007-12-13 20:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go onto the back of the bus Scotty, you can find the 5th row by yourself can't you?
2007-12-13 19:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just make little jokes that they wouldn't understand,
And pretend I'm at their level,
When I'm actually way above them.
2007-12-13 17:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Change the subject of the conversation, if possible.
Not that you should be changing the subject, but say you did.
2007-12-13 17:30:12 · answer #6 · answered by endpov 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always say: "Look, you're a nice person. Your heart is in the right place...it's just that your brain is in your @rse".
2007-12-13 20:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Start speaking in tongues ....
When they ask you "What are you saying?"
simply respond: "You never listen to me!"
and storm off.....
2007-12-13 17:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no need to... they are all ready aware of the situation..
speak softly... carrie a big imagination...
2007-12-13 16:59:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just throw it in to conversation. I'll give you an example.
"How was your day Martha?"
"Fine, 1Thousand, how was yours?"
"Oh fine, stupid".
"What?"
"I said, Oh fine".
"Oh".
"See you later (moron) at the mall".
"Umm...okay....later".
Problem solved.
2007-12-13 16:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋