sasy they do a lot of bad things and they aren't really very attractive...on a scale of 1-10, maybe a 6 or 7 at the most
2007-12-13 16:44:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well, does anyone really think there's ugly people in heaven???
2007-12-13 16:48:32 · update #1
Push them down a flight of stairs, then throw a burning log at them .....
When they ask "What are you doing?",
simply say: "I am preparing you for when you go to Hell!"
People who go to Hell fall down into a firey pit .... and this is the closest thing to an re-enactment.....
2007-12-13 17:11:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A 6 or a 7 isn't that bad, there are many uglier people running around pretending to be normal like everyone else.
2007-12-13 21:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by August lmagination 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dress in a red jumpsuit with horns and jab her in the butt with a pitch fork constantly. Or advise her to start begging for change on a street corner for plastic surgery - a message scrawled on a piece of cardboard stating "God hates me because I'm ugly - please give" will really pull the heart strings.
2007-12-13 20:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Looks matter when it comes to getting into Heaven?
I'm screwed.
2007-12-13 16:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Pvt. Joker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would be very up front. "You're going to burn for all eternity. And because we're friends, I'm saving you a spot by the air conditioner."
2007-12-13 19:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say, "Honey you prefer a warm climate, don't you? Well that's great news because you'll be very cosy in the afterlife".
I can't think of a nicer way to break it to them.
2007-12-13 16:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by look at yourself 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I make em a nice dinner of microwaved hot dogs and kool-aid and tell them. It softens the blow.
2007-12-13 22:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey man! Stop being a jacka$$ or you're probably going to go to hell.
Sorry to all you PC people out there.
2007-12-13 16:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jack 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would say...
"Ya' know...
...you're one of the most enthusiastic and successful sinners I've ever met..."
"How do you do that?
"You must practice very long and hard to cultivate that wonderful trait in yourself..."
"I wish I could be like you..."
2007-12-13 21:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send them a Hallmark card.
2007-12-13 16:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋