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Guys: You're female friend/acquaintance is pregnant, and you ask who the father is, and she says it's YOU from a time she took advantage of you.

Girls: You're pregnant and you don't know how, but your best male friend/acquaintance tells you its probably his from a time he took advantage of you.

2007-12-13 16:02:03 · 6 answers · asked by Yuka 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

6 answers

I say to my're female friend, "Hey, look, there's Casey Casum." Then leave quickly. Halfway home realize I never took advantage of her. Turn around, return to her house. Enter her house, turn off David Gray music and tell her to keep straight who she does the horizontal lambada with and leave again. Make stop at CD store on way home and pick up Throbbing Gristle's Third Annual Report. Go home and listen to Third Annual Report and get real pissed about David Gray and Jack Johnson and John Mayer for rotting young females' brains and making them forget who they did and didn't do the horizontal lambada with. Thank myself for saving it for women who listen to Hall & Oates.

2007-12-13 16:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would totally freak because I don't have the finances or the maturity to raise a child.

I would probably carry the kid to term and put him/her up for adoption because someone out there can give the kid a better life.

2007-12-13 16:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0 0

Well if that happened, I'd be such a skank that it probably wouldn't bother me.....so I'd say I'd laugh and maybe call a few friends with the great story....

I mean how would you not know if someone shot some....well you know

2007-12-13 16:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Either way - I would definitely find new friends to hang out with!!

2007-12-13 16:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

wow i would be shocked!!, and really really upset and confused especially considering my best male friend is my cousins boyfriend!!!, omg i wouldn't know how to react

2007-12-13 16:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

id be like "guuurl, u crazy" and run away incase i was the father.

2007-12-13 16:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by Sifat A 3 · 2 0

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