Do you know what is the most damn & foolish joke?there are many laughable jokes,but what is the funniest?
2007-12-13 15:24:00 · 12 answers · asked by sahar_lega 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Personally I think the funniest joke is George W.
2007-12-13 15:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by Nick Name 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
At last, god appeared to humans and said:
"I have come to assess the situation of my creation.
I want men to form two queues - one queue for
men who dominated their women, and the other
for men who were dominated by their women.
Further, I want all the women to go away so that no
man and woman can talk while the queues are formed"
When God came back after a while, the women are gone
and there are two queues. The queue for the men who
were dominated by their women is 100 miles long.
In the other queue, there is only one man.
God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed
of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you
are not using what you can. Look at the only
one of my sons who stood up in the other queue
and made me proud. Learn from him!"
The men did not give reply.
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the
only one in this queue?"
The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me
to stand here."
2007-12-14 13:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by d_r_siva 7 · 9⤊ 3⤋
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2007-12-13 15:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by kujiiiro 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I have no idea what might be classified as "The funniest".....
One of my favorites is:
What does a 14 year old boy get when he takes Viagra?
"Carple Tunnel" !!!! LOLOLOLOL
2007-12-13 16:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by Izen G 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
This one actually won a contest for "funniest in the world".
So a hunter calls 9-1-1 and he said: Oh my God operator! Me and my friend were out hunting... and we were walking by this hill... And my friend tripped and he fell on a bedrock 10 feet below right on his head... And he's not moving... And, oh my God! I think he's dead.
-O.K. Calm down, sir. First of all, you want to make sure he's really dead, OK?
POW!
-O.K. Now what do I do?
2007-12-13 15:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
We don't know, the guy who came up with it laughed so hard he died without getting to tell it!!
I believe he's buried in Turkey.
2007-12-13 17:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by the old dog 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
well i cant pin it down to one but I would have to say it would have somthing to do with your mama
2007-12-13 15:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by zalltar_knows 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
AAAGH! I used to know this joke when I was a kid that made me laugh every time I thought of it and I FORGOT IT!!!!
2007-12-13 15:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Democracy.
2007-12-13 15:52:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 6⤊ 6⤋
me and my life.
2007-12-13 15:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋