Isn't it true that PMS is pretty much a crock????

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Definition of PMS:

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Sympathy

Admit it! You gals just like having something to complain about and at the same time get sympathy for! Back in the old days you never heard women complaining about PMS, did ya? Nope! It's just since all them women came along in the 60's preaching about how bras were evil that PMS was invented! Who among you women is brave enough to admit it's all a made-up scam??????

Yeah, Jack is feeling the love tonight. ;-)

Answer 1

Oh Jack, you're in for it now!!!
Everyone knows that if a man has a hangnail they will follow you around the house to see it and soak in some sympathy.
You are worse than children.
Believe me Jack, PMS affects your emotions, and makes one weak as a kitten. I never took off work because of it but I suffered that's a certainty!

Answer 2

PMS may be a convenient excuse for some people, but it isn't for me. I get rather depressed, have a sense of hopelessness, feel lethargic, and get irritated at the slightest inclination. It seems to have improved a bit since I started to eat much healthier foods, but it's still there.

Actually, I chart my cycle not by the calendar, but by how bad I happen to feel a specific week. When I feel really awful for three days in a row, I know the cause.

In fact, I'm considering trying a birth control pill called Yaz not for its contraceptive benefits (I'm single), but because it is said to treat PMDD (a servere form of PMS). Hormones are a *****, make no mistake. I would fully support a drug to stop the female cycle.

P.S. I hope you are prepared to deal with about ten thousand women who disagree with you. . :-)

Answer 3

It's funny you ask this! I'm actually PMSing right now. And it's not like you think, "Hey! I'm PMSing. Let's go complain!" You are 10x as miserable for no reason at the same time each month and yeah, I think it's PMS. So ya know what? I'm totally flipping out right now, funnily enough! Because you have the guts to accuse me of lieing and AH!

Yeah. It's no scam. It's a chemical imbalance. Proved.

Answer 4

For ladies working in the printing industry it is a year-round fact of life and stands for Pantone Matching System - each numbered swatch defines a specific colour mix much like paint colour swatches.

Answer 5

yes. but its not a crock made up by women to get sympathy, I don't know one woman that would actually use the PMS excuse. its a crock made up by men to diminish the validity of a woman with a strong opinion, these women are sometimes also called b*tches.

Answer 6

I've been sitting here for several minutes trying to envision how a man with nads as big as yours could walk properly. Do you just hire a roadie for the job, or what?

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 7

Have you ever noticed that women only complain about PMS to their boyfriend or husband?


That's because we only have PMS when we are with men....

Answer 8

*lip quivers*

What do you MEAN it's made up? You try having to be the perfect image of "I am woman hear me roar!" then once a month, have your emotions turn upside down and not be able to find any chocolate in the house, then have your man tell you that he thinks you might be putting on weight.....and to top it off, your roses died, and now they're dead and never coming back......

WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*sniffles* *hiccups* You just don't care! You don't get it, you heartless jerk!

OOH! Is Desperate housewives on tonight? YAY! Lemme get my teddy bear and blanket! ^_^

Answer 9

I'm generally a peaceful type, but I am NOT going to take women-hating bull flippin' shucks remarks!

First off, know that NOT all men agree with you on this! There are men out there who respect women and the things go through. I'm just sorry you're not one of them.

I know not all men are the same, I'm woman enough to know that!

With that said, how in the freak are you going to talk shucks without looking at your DANG self!

Let's talk this out! Let talk about how a lot of guys get grumpy about stuff at work or what have you, and take it out on the women!
Let's talk about how a lot of men complain that women don't kiss their funked up bumpers! Let's talk about the fact that a lot of men consider women to be beeches if they stick up for themselves against a man and refuse to be their robots and flippin' SLAVES! Let's talk about the fact that a lot of men hate being monogamous and want nothing more than what's below the waist. A lot of men are not capable of loving and committing: Oh my GOODNESS, to a lot of them, the word "LOVE" is the biggest profane word! How about men complaining about the idea other men are checking out their women when they don't bother looking at their women themselves!
You know what? A lot of you men complain and beech, TOO! In fact, the day you can tell me there are more female rapist than men rapist, when you can tell me women set it up so that men in the work force get paid less than women for the same job they do, when you can tell me it's the single fathers that have a harder time getting work than mothers, when you can tell me that society treats men as the lower gender, THEN we'll talk pms and women beeching.
Be man enough to know not all women are the same!
Have it not occured to you that before the '60s or whenever PMS was not known about, like AIDS was not known about until the '80s?
Can you tell me you been raped? I can tell you I have! Yet, I'm woman enough to know that princes exist.

If you have a problem with me standing up for myself, you can kiss my dangity dang shamrocks, tepee, and ham hocks!

And yes, I am on PMS tonight! But I am usually nice on my pms, but someone crosses me the wrong way, I will make known I'm p-ssed off!

And NO, I'm looking for your sympathy! I'm just sticking up for myself! And if that makes me a beech, then I'll wear the title proudly!

Answer 10

Nuppers, not admitting boloney like that !! I reckon the Doctor must have sm*acked you a bit too hard when you were born buddy !! How rude !!