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Is it true that if you gave an infinite number of rednecks an infinite number of shotguns and an infinite number of road signs to shot at that, given an infinite number of time, they would write the New Testament in brail?

2007-12-13 14:29:43 · 7 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

aww hell no, we cant spell, and if we could we wouldnt put it in a bumpy code that we'd never remember

2007-12-13 14:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Stinger 22 6 · 2 0

That would be correct, sir!

Being that I'm from Texas, I've seen it happen on three out of four seperate occasions....unfortunately, on the fourth occasion, the blind man was accidentally shot before being able to confirm the holes left in the road sign were actually ALL of the New Testament.

2007-12-13 22:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by RacerX 4 · 2 0

Er... The new testament does not fit on a road sign. Besides, their 'hand writing' would still be illegible.

2007-12-14 01:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 2 0

No, probably the Tennesee hunting and fishing manual

2007-12-13 22:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by terry b 4 · 2 0

I don't think they would even know what brail is.

2007-12-13 22:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by The Angry Hippie 2 · 3 0

F#CK NOO!!!!! Stupid Rednecks don't even know how to read, why would they be able to spell it?

2007-12-14 23:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by SoMissUnderstood2 3 · 1 0

I reckon so

2007-12-13 22:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by Angry Senior Citizen 2 · 3 0

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