anytime i ask the mrs tae dae summit she ignores me,,,do you think i should make an appointment for her tae see her doctor?
2007-12-13 12:47:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
I have selective hearing dear
2007-12-13 12:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes unfortunately the female of the species is born with a hearing defect which is linked with the second x chromosome in their DNA and because of this we men have been able to get away with watching pornography at a reasonable level in the privacy of our own home while the wife is in the kitchen making our dinner. but with the advent of suffrage and equal right with was passed due to women sympathizers in government men at the point of birth have a needle stick in their ear which slightly punctures the ear drum giving us equal hearing to the women. this can be forgotten some times which makes th hearing for that particular man seem superior to women and why you may think women are born with a hearing problem.
2007-12-13 21:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by Daryll 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And men don't have difficulties hearing? Please if they are on the computer, watching t.v., or generally doing anything that holds their interest it's like talking to a brick wall.
Daryll, I'm sure you must hear this a lot but I have to say it anyways. Does it stink around your house? Because you are full of ****
2007-12-13 20:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by christina h 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes they do,
my girlfriend has short term memory loss too, and can never remember me telling her that i have to work overtime/or have band rehearsals/ or other such prior engagements.
I'm thinkin there's a link there with the deafness possibly!
2007-12-13 22:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Wurzel 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nah, it's selective hearing. I only respond to requests like "Would you like to go shopping?" or "Would you like to go out for dinner?" Everything else is just a muttering noise which I can't quite make out.
2007-12-14 04:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!
It's a womens job. I hear my husband if he says 'do you want' but, if he says 'will you, can I or sex' I sudenly go deaf!!
Stop moaning man and if you insist on it, do it in English. I'm struggling here. LOL. :0)
2007-12-13 21:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Monkey ! 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Men have thinking difficulties, due to the fact that their brains are below waist level!!!!!
Besides, if you really talk like that, she probably cannot understand what you're saying!!!
2007-12-13 22:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by 'Er indoors!! 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You need to see the doctor yourself. Good luck.
2007-12-13 21:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by simon267901 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No,S.M she chooses not to listen to you,That's the difference. She is a wise woman lol x
2007-12-14 01:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Busy Bee 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Is she English - perhaps she can't understand what you are saying!
2007-12-14 05:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by costa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋