my favorite funny song is my d**k by mickey avalon, whats yours
2007-12-13 12:22:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Other - Music
Mine is though, not only funny, but somehow pitiful, is the song "You Don't Love Me Anymore" by Weird Al Yankovic. Ohh... poor guy. I wish it won't happen to me.
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore...
=D
2007-12-13 12:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by jonskie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lap dance is so much better when a striper is crying - the bloodhound gang
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
2007-12-13 12:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by distorted r me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. *** like that by Eminem 2. Slip and Slide by Baeza 3. Dirty Mind by 3OH!3 4. My Dick by Mickey Avalon <---- Best of all 5. Fack by Eminem 6. Scream Icecream by Blood on the dance floor 7. Mr. Right by Mickey Avalon Enjoy(:
2016-04-09 01:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given the time of year it is, my answer right now is "Blue Christmas" by Seymour Swine and the Porkers. Porky Pig does Christmas blues, and the dude in the background that is falling off his chair ROTFL just caps it off!
2007-12-13 13:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lullaby by Stephen Lynch! It is soooooo funny. You need to download it right now and listen to it! And I'm super by Big Gay Al
And Hermaphrodite and You caught me spankin it by Stephen Lynch
2007-12-13 12:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Yuzuki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Walkin 'Round in Womens' Underwear" By Bob Rivers
2007-12-13 12:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cannot remember the name, and I am showing my age, but I laugh when I hear the song that says, 'I can't complain, but sometimes I still do, life's been good to me so far'. Has other witty sayings in it.
2007-12-13 12:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by WhydoIdothis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baby got back- sir mix a lot
bad touch- the bloodhound gang
christmas in hollywood- hollywood undead
2007-12-13 12:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The booty song - tim wilson
merry x-mas - chunky pam
2007-12-13 12:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Junk-Food Junkie" and "Little Brown Shack Out Back".
2007-12-13 12:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Albannach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋