Very late one night a policeman spotted a lad and a girl sitting in a parked car. The lad was reading and the girl was knitting.
‘Excuse me, sir, can you tell me what you’re doing ? asked the copper.
‘Well, I’m reading, officer,’ replies the man.
‘I see, and what about you, miss, what are you doing,’
‘I’m knitting,’ said the girl.
‘I see,’ replied the policeman, ‘and can I ask exactly how old you are, madam?
‘Well,’ she said glancing at her watch, ‘In 15 minutes I shall be 16.’
2007-12-13 10:39:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sweet little sixteen. Yeah I remember and that is when I get knocked up too. grrrr
2007-12-13 10:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Making Sandwiches.
A guy and a blond were driving through the country side for their first date. Needless to say, the blond was smoking hot but her intelligence were lacking. As they were driving, the girl spots two dogs getting their grove on.
"What are those two dogs doing?" she asked.
Embarrassed and not wanting to explain a talk her parents should have had with her, he says, 'Ummmm ... Making sandwiches."
As they drove further down the road, she sees two cows doing the nasty.
"What are they doing?"
"Making sandwhiches."
Again, further down the road (man, these animals are horny tonight), she sees two horses having sex.
Feeling smart she turns her date and says, "Look! They are making sandwiches."
Now all this talk about "making sandwiches" was turning the guy on. He pulls over and asks the girl if she wanted to partake in this sandwich making activity. While they were having fun, an officer sees them pulled over and walks towards the car.
The officer asks, "What are you doing?"
The blond, "Making sandwiches."
The officer sarcastically states with a smirk, "Well, you should probably do something. There is mayonnaise running down your leg."
2007-12-13 16:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, very very well! I have a 43 year old Senior Master Chief decorated many times over,served in action,greatest guy you ever want to meet son to show for my 16th year I am proud to say that is when he was conceived!
He's the joy of my life, and the type of son any mother would be proud to have!! I do find it a bit strange that he has made
a career in the Navy,because I conceived him on a small boat
that belonged to my boyfriends father(smile)!
2007-12-13 10:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by peachiepie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do we NOT know what was 'up' at the end of those 15 minutes? LOL
Yep, remember 16 though it was tame in comparison! I was living in France and my boyfriend took me to a formal dance at a French dancehall and to dinner. I wore a net ballgown and we danced the night away and had as sumptious meal. While dancing I caught my heel in the hem of my gown and tore some of the netting off.
When we arrived back at my house, my Mom went ballistic and accused me of 'doing the do'...LOL
2007-12-13 10:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spent 9 months of my 16th year pregnant-Seems to be a common theme amongst the answers to this question today doesn't it. Only I'm not hearing that from any of you guys!!
2007-12-13 11:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK Fisherman = that was a cute one. I bet most Americans do not know that the age of consent in Britain is 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ
A star for you!
2007-12-13 13:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sixteen what. Were you talking to me? What's on second? I don't know, 3rd base!!
2007-12-13 10:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes I remember 16, what really is your question?
2007-12-13 10:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by jadamgrd 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i had mono on my sweet sixteen and had to cancel my party.
2007-12-13 10:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by curiositykilledthe... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, but this question is pretty lame....and has been in playboy too many times
2007-12-13 10:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋