Recently me and my firends went on a trip to the Colorado mountains. One of my friends (jason) dissapear without a word. Unfortunately he was found dead two days later. (for those of you wh think i'm playing check the Colorado's newspaper from October 11.) Authorities said the wounds found in my friend's were those of the an unkwon wild animal. You might think i'm crazy but i think it was ManBearPig. and i also think the goverment knows about it and want to hide it from the public. Does anyone think he really exist???
2007-12-13 10:25:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
yes he does exist..i'm from the planet zoltar in the lacerta constellation...we created the beast by accident..it was a cross breed experiment that went awry...they are dangerous...yes..i said ''they''..we cant find the female critter and are worried they might multiply and take over colorado...we have a special gun that will kill them..so dont worry...its an alien thing..
2007-12-13 10:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You need a reality check. The creature you mention was thought up as humor for South Park, nothing else, and does not exist on a planet I like to call Earth.
If it was a wild animal, most likely it was a cougar, bear, or even a wolf, or worst case a coyote. As far as I know these are the only land predators large enough to even consider attacking and eating a human. It's even possible he died as a result of a fall or something, and scavengers found him, resulting in wounds to the body.
2007-12-13 18:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They shipped his butt to Imaginationland to stave off any more terrorist attacks.
I'm being super-serial when I say:
Manbearpig will rule the earth.
What the hell?? How am I the only person to receive a thumbs down? I said basically the same thing as everyone else.
STOP STALKING ME YOU THUMBS DOWNER! JESUS I HATE YOU!
2007-12-13 18:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by christiekpoe 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's probably Scuzzlebutt.
2007-12-13 18:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Torque 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
of course he exist ..... i saw him on South Park
2007-12-13 18:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thay do
2007-12-13 18:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by irish_matt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw him once too
I'M CEREAL!!
2007-12-13 18:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋