its going on a school media show, so i cant have anything bad in it..... something different that has a quick beat. Like a different version of a regular song. Any ideas?
2007-12-13 09:56:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
da yoopers "rusty Chevrolet"
C'mon, cmon!
C'mon, you can do it!
(car starts)
All right!
Dashing through the snow
in my Rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go
Sliding all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tires
My car is held together
By a piece of chicken wire
CHORUS
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
The frame is bent, the muffler went
The radio, it's okay
Oh what fun it is to drive
This Rusty Chevrolet
I went to the IGA
To get some Christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tire
And it's getting hard to steer
Speeding down the highway
Right past a county cop
I have to drag my swampers
Just to get the car to stop
(chorus)
(instrumental)
Bpuncing through the snowdrifts
In a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by
And I wonder what's the joke
Got to get to Wal-Mart
To pick up the lay-away
'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh
(chorus)
2007-12-13 10:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most funny songs wouldn't be such without a "quick beat",
so I think that's pretty much a "given".
Parodies (i.e., funny versions) of regular songs
are typically only good for a few years,
because the audience would have to know the original song,
in order for it to be funny, though, in some cases,
the lyrics alone might be sufficient.
Of course, you could always make up your own parodies,
but that would be "work", right? ;)
Check out the following link for time-tested songs,
and take it from there:
2007-12-13 10:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by skaizun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dominique the Donkey
12 days of christmas (the version where everyone is stressed out about lights, presents, etc.)
grandma got run over by a reindeer
2007-12-13 10:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by Megs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a Beatles tribute band called The Fab Four that released two Christmas albums... They blend Beatles' songs with classic Christmas songs.
2007-12-13 10:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grandma got run over by a reindeer
p.s. i didn't even look at the other answerer but yeah this is a good one and everybody loves it!
Good luck! Merry Christmas!
2007-12-13 10:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by §horsejumper§ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know the ner-ner-ner bit of batman.
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner BATMAN!
Flying down the motarway, lorry came the otherway.
FLATMAN!
Jingle Bells, batman smells, robin flew away. Uncle Billy Lost His Willy On The Motarway, Hey! Jingle Bells, batman smells, robin flew away, my old granny lost her (u no what) on the motarway.
I know u cant play it but its funnny!
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer is always a good one!
2007-12-16 08:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 pains of christmas by bob rivers is pretty funny and so true! :) merry christmas!
2016-04-09 01:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grandma got run over by a reindeer
2007-12-13 10:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the rusty chevrolet, the redneck twelve days of christmas, shrek twelve days of christmas, and jingle bells
2007-12-13 10:19:10 · answer #9 · answered by Hotair10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want a hippopotamus for christmas or dominque the donkey
2007-12-13 11:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by girlonahorse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋