It all happened last nite my husband is out of town on business so a couple of girls decided to go out on the town after work. We had a few drinks at a local bar, when we ran into my husbands best friend Steve, after quite a few drinks we got goofy and ended up at strip bar, Steve joined us, before I knew it he was rubbing my back and I was rubbing his leg, and talking sexual he asked me if I would ever dance at a strip bar or shave my pubic hair for John my husband, we all had a lot to drink so Steve got a cab to take us home, Steve saw me and my friend Monica home, Monica stayed over night because she lives out of town, when I woke up this morning I found myself naked and shaved. I don't remember anything once I got home. what do I tell my husband? and do I ask Steve or Monica what happened. Here I am 43 years old and should know better than to let this happen to me. I don't know what to tell my husband.
2007-12-13 09:20:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Looks like u got urself in pickle. Good luck w/ that.
2007-12-13 09:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pure Evil♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You let some drunk guy shave your pubic hair! That was courageous. (Your husband's friend, no less.) The best thing you have in your favor right now is that you have no recollection of events of last night...maybe that's a blessing in disguise. Wow, Lucy...you've got some 'splaining to do. You probably don't even want to know how you wound up in that compromised position. I'm conflicted by your situation...I'm torn between being morally indignant yet curiously aroused. Maybe you shouldn't mention it again unless either of them do...of course, you realize Steve represents a persistent threat. Don't do any lying to your husband or matters will deteriorate exponentially. Instead, opt to enjoy your new "hairdo" vigorously and often as soon as your husband returns..after which he won't likely care why you decided to shave. Hopefully Steve and Monica are equally oblivious to events of last night. You've brought a big smile to my face (as well as other physiological reactions) so I wish you well. Our forties really are the new thirties, aren't they? Happy Holidays
P.S.
Assuming it's not too traumatic for you, I'm sure all of us would appreciate an update on your progress as this situation develops.
2007-12-13 17:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by Captain S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could be just trouble or BIG trouble. I would ask Monica what happened. Hopefully steve wasn't there when the shaving happened. But, In either case your husband is going to ask what happened and you are going to have to come back with an answer.
Good luck...
2007-12-13 17:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by CatNip 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you do need to ask Steve and Monica. You messed up and lets hope you never do this again. You don't want your husband to kill Steve. You do want to save your marriage. Don't tell your husband anymore than you have to. You never know when Steve will decide to say something to your husband. He and Monica are not good friends. Plan a sexy evening with your husband, and tell him you wanted to surprise him. A good bottle of wine would probably help. A new negligee wouldn't hurt. You also need to pray
2007-12-13 17:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What I don't get is why supposedly responsible people get "so drunk" that they can't remember what happened. Just don't let yourself get that far, and if you can't judge that, then don't drink at all.
Being "too drunk to know what you are doing" sounds more like a bad choice than an accident. Lay off the booze.
First ask you friend Monica what happened, and then tell John. My guess he's going to notice.
2007-12-13 17:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that's funny, I was at a strip club last night and when I woke up this morning I woke up with a mouthfull of hair. Also my cat is missing, the lampshade was soaked in cooking oil and I have to go bar to the strip club and find my car and return the one I took.
2007-12-13 17:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Doktor Pill Westenheiney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are in big trouble. You first have to ask your so-called friends what happened, then go from there. Maybe nothing really happened other than a public shaving exhibition. You should probably stop drinking since you've had a black-out experience.
2007-12-13 17:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by Johanna 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like trouble to me, I would ask Monica if she knows what went on after you all got home. Sounds to me like to don't remember shaving yourself (or being shaved by Steve). Either way you were naked, so something probably went on...
2007-12-13 17:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by Frank K 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're actually luckier than you thought. Show hubby your new shaved spot and see what he thinks about it. I think you'll like the results. Email us all and let us know how it goes. I hope Monica had fun!!
2007-12-13 17:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by I'm all yours 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you couldn't keep your panties on while you were with Steve. Oh and be sure to tell him it was Steve's idea. That'll make him feel better. Good luck with the divorce.
2007-12-13 17:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Poppy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Before you can tell him anything you need to know what happened to you in full>were you raped???For 43 your I wouldn't believe any of this story>Good luck Your going to need it> Nice friends you have>
2007-12-13 17:26:26 · answer #11 · answered by 45 auto 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋