The first car you owned is now a classic.
Your high school clothing is vintage.
The song you first slow danced to is being played on the Oldies channel.
You have more hair in your ears than on your head.
You say youngin'
You read the obituaries and realize you recognize more names than in People Magazine.
You drive 20 miles under the speed limit and think the people who are "speeding" past you (at the speed limit) are maniacs.
Things on your body have moved so far south you now have "furniture syndrome"- when your chest is in your drawers.
That lower back tattoo you got on Spring Break is now an ankle bracelet!
2007-12-13 12:38:53
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answered by Michelle R 3
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You omit the ancient crone staring within the replicate is you.When you must get on steps to get for your horse.When you feel 5 dollars will fill the tank with "prime experiment" When you honestly use the AARP card for reductions.When you not put on sleeveless attire.When you begin calling the fridge an "ice field"once more.When the major colour to your closet is black for all of the funerals you attend.Ain't it amusing.
2016-09-05 12:15:52
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answer #2
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answered by ? 4
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When my sisters friends started driving. When i watched Rocky Balboa. I cried at the process of life. He's soooooo old!
2007-12-13 08:48:45
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answer #3
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answered by * 3
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You can remember the yellow disk that was placed in 45 records so the records could be played on a stereo.
2007-12-13 08:47:41
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answered by DeCaying_Roses 7
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Look I'm 50 and my kids and grand-kids have a hard time keeping up with me.I don't know OLD.
2007-12-13 09:06:35
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answered by dreamweaver021557 5
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You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Or your friends call at 9 pm. and ask, did I wake you? Another way to tell is if you start arguing about pension plans.
2007-12-13 17:30:33
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answered by bobe 6
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Never, you're only as old as you let yourself get.
2007-12-13 08:51:10
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answered by Anonymous
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people you used to say were old are now young
2007-12-13 09:11:03
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answer #8
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answered by Tbone 5
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You weigh the reward before leaving your chair.
2007-12-13 08:54:47
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answer #9
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answered by Madam Naka 7
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before going to the store, you make sure you still have IcyHot, Ben-Gay, aspirin, Tylenol, metamucil, etc.
2007-12-13 08:49:48
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answered by Anonymous
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