for christmas I couldn't find a ...
2007-12-13 07:31:32 · 31 answers · asked by dpcarras2007 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
single Wii in any store. I told my kids that Santa must have run out of them. They told me that, Johnny, Billy, and Sally all got one. They started crying, and told me they hated Santa. I didn't know what to say. I felt so badly that I let these kids down. My wife could not handle the situation. Within a week she filed for divorce. Neither one of us really wanted these spoiled rotton kids. They ended up being adopted by Johnny's parents. They finally got their Wii. They were all so happy. Tell you the truth, I always hated to shop, and I never really liked my wife anyway. Guess you could say that I was pretty happy. My wife was very religious, and went off and joined a convent. I've never seen her happier. I think it is just great that these christmas stories have happy endings. Merry Christmas!
2007-12-13 07:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by postal p 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
For Christmas, I couldn't find a hideous sweater to give to my mother-in-law! They were all sold out. Apparently a lot of people have a mother-in-law and want to give them something really ugly! Well, a sweater is the best ugly choice we have. Oh well, I'll just give the old bat oops, I mean lovely lady a "nice" card. (HA!HA!HA!)
2007-12-13 15:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tina G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
large sausage filled weasel with rubber granny teeth, named goliath who lives deep in the heart of the netherlands, every christmas goliath comes up to the surface to ensure that all the good boys and girls get presents and all the bad boys and girls get golden tulips shoved into their ears until the tulips pop out of their noses and then the ones with hayfever will never stop sneezing, and also you forget a rubber chicken!
2007-12-13 15:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The banana wasn't a good dildo replacement, so instead I gave her the real thing for christmas.
2007-12-13 15:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People are answering too fast to read the answer immediately before them, so this isn't working.
2007-12-13 15:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
went out driving in a quiet section of town, in search of
2007-12-13 15:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by LJG 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
outfit for my Christmas party.
2007-12-13 15:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by Toothepaste Kisses-* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweetheart to be with. So i took went to some random store and kidnapped a person. Took them home with me.....
2007-12-13 15:35:20 · answer #8 · answered by oneredtweety 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cherub anywhere. I looked high. I looked low and while i was out i even looked in the snow.
2007-12-13 15:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by jewels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.but santa had eaten so many cookies,
that he ......
**EDIT,
i thought this was like an avatar game and you gad to come back and follow from the person above, its went a bit mental
2007-12-13 15:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋