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Maybe spraying a bit of fake snow on there faces would help.

2007-12-13 10:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 7 0

Since there are only 3 people anywhere less attractive than me, I'll just treat them to lunch somewhere.

2007-12-13 10:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I save all of the really dirty pennies I get all year long .... you know the ones with crap and crust all dried up on them ....
Anyway, every Christmas eve, I have Jacques [my limosine driver and personal assistant] drive around town, and I throw all of my dirty, crusty pennies out the window at all of the homeless people ...........

It is just my little way of "giving back" ....

2007-12-13 07:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Dress down, go without makeup, not comb my hair, and not shave my legs.

2007-12-13 11:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 1 0

Not enclose my photo in holiday cards - too depressing for them.

2007-12-13 06:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Make EVERYONE wear a paperbag over their head.

2007-12-13 12:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

Have them stand next to people who ask mean, ugly
questions like this one.

2007-12-13 06:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 4 1

I will be kissing them under the mistletoe.

2007-12-13 10:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

cover their faces in pretty wrapping paper (but i will be nice and cut out eyes so they can gaze upon my beauty)

2007-12-13 07:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Sour Girl™ 6 · 4 0

Give them a head shot of you...

2007-12-13 09:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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