2007-12-13 06:44:54 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
you are dead
2007-12-13 06:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to tell your wife something? Like, maybe you'd like a divorce? If not, I'd suggest buying her some nice lingerie (most girls like Victoria's Secret) or a gift card to her favorite store to go along with these "gifts." Honestly, if you give her something to use so she can cook, clean or otherwise take care of you, you are telling her that it's primarily as your housekeeper that you see her. That being said, if you two REALLY need a vacuum cleaner and she's picked it out and everything, that's great. Just be sure to get her something for her alone, without regard to you, your needs, your kids (if any) or household.
2007-12-13 07:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by chick2lit 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my........
The ab-lounger REALLY sucks. Not that its a bad gift idea, but the product itself is a piece of clumsy junk.
I actually have work-out related items on my wish list every year!!
You could get her a weed whacker or hedge trimmer....
singing lessons
cooking classes
2007-12-13 07:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by lil lady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest calling QVC and ordering your Aerobed inflatable bed, with a credit card , so you can guarantee delivery before Christmas.
That way after Christmas your @ss will have a nice place to sleep.
2007-12-15 07:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by JP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8-track I'd suggest the Witness protection program but I hear that it's full of Republican snitches. So, you're on your own my friend. Next year, get her what she wants. LOL Actualy there IS still time if you search hard, you should be able to find it.
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-12-13 15:35:46 · answer #5 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I recommend that you buy yourself a good pillow to make your subsequence stint of sleeping on the couch more comfortable.
Blenders are pretty high up on the list of demeaning and insulting gifts. Or just pretend you for got to get her anything...
2007-12-13 13:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A cast iron skillet, to hit you upside of your head and the ugliest most unshapely housecoat that you can find to tell her that you are exceeding embarrassed by her?
Good luck not getting kicked to the curb! (literally with her shoe connecting with where the good lord split ya)
2007-12-13 10:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A pearl button up mumu, and perhaps you should ask for a gift certificate for a divorce lawyer,cause you are going to need it,,lol
2007-12-13 08:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by marji2busy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give her a new workbench and some power tools.
2007-12-13 06:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A rolling pin, that way she cam lam the he-- out of you. Oh, and while you are at it, buy yourself some tape for your eyelids to hold your eyes open when you sleep. That way you can see it coming!.
2007-12-14 23:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooh. You're cruising for an @ss whoopin this holiday season, aren't you?
Go for the gusto and give her a sexy black lacy ~ girdle.
You should let us know in advance where to send flowers for your funeral.
2007-12-13 15:12:07 · answer #11 · answered by No Chance Without Yo Mama 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋