......there was a monkey opening up all of your presents while drinking adult egg nog.
Sorry mom, but I haven't seen a monkey question in a while.
2007-12-13 05:47:37 · 9 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
You are funnier than hell!
I would be shocked at first and then I'd run down and take the mug from the monkey's little hands and then I'd take him by his little arm and put him in the bathroom to detain him. He'd have to be there till the next day then I will take and make him buy Christmas gifts all over again to replace the ones he probably tore up because I know that monkey tore those gifts up.
2007-12-13 09:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Others won't say it but I will .I'd spank the monkey early and often, until that monkey learned his lesson, That you monkey, keep out of strange peoples hands. You learn, not to put yourself in an unwanted position in the area owned by strangers and do not open other people presents, when in a strange place. This monkey needs discipline. and a good tongue lashing would be in order for being such a naughty monkey.
2007-12-13 13:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by redd headd 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!!! Mom u got me a monkey? It's the best present ever!!!
2007-12-13 06:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymity 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well we already know a monkey would end up getting beat like he stole something...because he tried.
2007-12-13 06:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "Hey, wrap those presents back up and make me another batch of egg nog! I'm going back to bed..."
2007-12-13 05:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suppose saying - 'I'd spank that naughty monkey" wouldn't be an appropriate response..
Or would it?? ;)
2007-12-13 10:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
honestly...I would be so happy. I always wanted a pet monkey.
think about it. you could train it to load bong loads for you. its hands would be the perfect size!
2007-12-13 23:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I would be in shock 1st...then I would be LMAO!
2007-12-13 06:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would shoot him, stuff him, and throw him in the fireplace!!!
2007-12-13 05:59:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋