Would you rather be the windshield, bug, louisville slugger or ball?

Question

From the song covered by Dire Straits

well it's a strange old game - you learn it slow
one step forward and it's back to go
you're standing on the throttle
you're standing on the breaks
in the groove 'til you make a mistake

sometimes you're the windshield
sometimes you're the bug
sometimes it all comes together baby
sometimes you're a fool in love
sometimes you're the louisville slugger
sometimes you're the ball
sometimes it all comes together baby
sometimes you're going to lose it all

you gotta know happy - you gotta know glad
because you're gonna know lonely
and you're gonna know bad
when you're rippin' and a ridin'
and you're coming on strong
you start slippin' and slidin'
and it all goes wrong because

sometimes you're the windshield
sometimes you're the bug
sometimes it all comes together baby
sometimes you're a fool in love
sometimes you're the louisville slugger baby
sometimes you're the ball
sometimes it all comes together baby
sometimes you're going to lose it all

one day you got the glory
one day you got none
one day you're a diamond
and then you're a stone
everything can change
in the blink of an eye
so let the good times roll
before we say goodbye, because

sometimes you're the windshield
sometimes you're the bug
sometimes it all comes together baby
sometimes you're a fool in love
sometimes you're the louisville slugger baby
sometimes you're the ball
sometimes it all comes together baby
sometimes you're going to lose it all

Answer 1

Am the bug on the windshield, steadfastly attached, while you are driving 70 mph. on the Interstate.......

Just hitching a ride, so please don't wash me away?

Answer 2

Louisville Slugger - because if your the ball, you not only get hit hard, but also get thrown around like crazy only to be knocked around again. lol.

Answer 3

Louisville slugger! Go baseball! lol

Answer 4

Louisville slugger. :)

Answer 5

I would be the windshield.