A DAY AT THE BEACH
“Ring, Ring,” went the telephone.... “Oh, it’s Gus,” thought Barbie. “I just love caller ID, so I don’t have to just blindly answer the phone, never knowing who is on the other end. Hi, Gus. I was just thinking about you.” Gus answered, “Hi, yourself. I was wondering if you would want to go to the BEACH today?”
Barbie responded, “Gee, I don’t know. I have kind of a HEADACHE, and the sky is so dark and GLOOMY.” Gus laughed and said, “Cheer up Babe. The weather forecast is for clear and sunny this afternoon. Once the sun comes out, that fog will clear away. I was hoping we could do a little surfing.” Barbie’s mood brightened, “OK. You talked me into it. I have a new teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini.”
Gus said lecherously, “Yowza!! I can’t wait to see you in that!! Even if the sun doesn’t come out, we can still go for a walk on the sand; maybe pick up a few shells. We’ll have fun. We can get a couple of hot dogs from a vendor for lunch.” Barbie answered, “Ewww!!! Didn’t you know I became a vegetarian? Besides, hotdogs and buns are the ENEMY as far as my figure is concerned. Anyway, when I used to eat them, they always made me BELCH. Most unladylike!!”
“Hmmmm!!” answered Gus. “Maybe some cheese pizza for you, and a hot dog for me?” Barbie responded, “Gus, Gus, Gus. You are missing the point entirely. How can I keep my bikini figure if I eat all those carbs? Besides, it would be sheer STUPIDITY for you to eat a hot dog....all those nitrates and nitrites in cured meat.” Gus said incredulously, “SOOOO??” Barbie answered, “Studies have shown those cause can cancer. Stay away from bacon too.”
“Well, what can we eat, Babe?” asked Gus. “I don’t know about you, but I get hungry about lunch time.” Barbie suggested, “How about some of the General’s fried chicken? The fried part is bad, but chicken is good for you. As for me, I’ll bring along a cooler of veggies, and some drinks for us. We’ll have a picnic.”
Gus answered, “Well, I do like fried chicken. How about for supper I could grab a couple of burgers, and you could have a salad?” Barbie asked, “Gus, is food all you think about?” Gus laughed, and said, “No, not at all. I’ll bring along a blanket, and after dark we can play Beach Blanket Bingo.” Barbie said, “I’ve not heard of that game. How do we play it?” Gus answered amorously, “Well, any number can play....but it’s better with just two. I’ll teach you!!”
2007-12-14 19:44:30
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answered by soupkitty 7
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