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2007-12-13 04:24:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

You spelled "CLOWNWHORE" wrong.

Happy Birthday to You Sir!!!

2007-12-13 06:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Man I wish! Because apparently I am a very funny person....I make people laugh even if I don't mean to. I mean, sometimes all they do is look at me, and start laughing! I'm hilarious, I tell ya! Now where's the moolah?? lol

2007-12-13 12:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by Nikita ♫ 4 · 3 0

No. But in my practice as a tarot reader, it has enhanced my tips.

"I see you having a brief but satisfying fling with a fat, old hippie," always get a giggle--and often an appraising look.

Using a Spongebob bandana to read the cards on helps too.

2007-12-13 12:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sometimes when I teach I feel like a clown. Yesterday I managed to quote Monty Python's Holy Grail while talking about 17th century lit...

But the worst is when they don't understand my jokes! I feel really stupid then.

2007-12-13 12:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 2 0

Yes...during my bartending days, I actually was paid for personality and humor, more so than for simply pouring and mixing drinks. My tip mug overflowed!!

2007-12-13 14:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 2 0

No, and it's a good thing because I'm not. Funny, that is.

2007-12-13 13:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Mooseles 3 · 2 0

No, but I should have been. They also never should have thrown me outta that club, my butt was bruised for a month, that's how hard I bounced.

2007-12-13 12:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

nope but iam bieng paied to speak just speak

2007-12-13 12:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No, but I have been offered pay to shut the heck up!

2007-12-13 12:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan G 4 · 4 0

does anybody want me to be funny?

2007-12-13 12:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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