Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.
"What's so funny?" they asked him.
"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit ****. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like ****.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're already getting smarter.''
2007-12-13 04:20:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
satya............ rolling on the floor laughing my *** off
2007-12-13 04:29:12 · update #1
A man went to a bar,,asked for 3 shots,,bar tender asked him whats wrong,he replied "i just found out my brother is gay:" The shots on the house the bartender replied back,,next day same guy comes back to the bar,,bartender asked him whats wrong this time,,He replies" i found out my other brother is gay" Bar tender gives him 3 shots on the house,,Next day same guy comes back again,,Bar tender gets mad and yells"Doesnt anyone eat pu&#y in ur family?" Guy replies ya,,my sister lol
2007-12-13 04:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by ROCO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one still has me rolling. Ohhh stomach ache!
2007-12-13 04:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is funny the second one not so much
2007-12-13 04:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...I did like the 2nd one better tho.
2007-12-13 04:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by crisdeee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard the first one b4, it always makes me laff!!!!
2007-12-13 04:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Betalynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like both of them....
can anybody tell me WHAT IS roflmao!.. it is used by Anime_fan
Thanks
2007-12-13 04:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by A Human 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like em! how bout dis one.. theres a blonde, a red head, and a black haired girl driving in the desert, but their car breaks down. they want to walk to the nearest town. the red head gets water and says "just in case i get thirsty." the black haired gets food and says "just in case i get hungry." the blonde takes the car door and says "just in case i get hot, i can roll down the window"
2016-05-23 09:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one is lame and only a mental patient would find humor in it...the second one actually happened to my brother when we were growing up. LOL....yup...he ate rabbit crap too.
2007-12-13 04:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny
2007-12-13 04:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by gunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one i have already heard but the second one whas totally roflmao!
2007-12-13 04:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Ali_Lynn1039 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋