Have a seat on my couch...
2007-12-13 04:06:17 · 24 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sometimes I sit down to pee, am I lazy?
2007-12-13 04:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meh. If I really got started on this I'd be here all day. But.... --Who keeps letting the trolls out of their sandboxes over at Politics and R&S? For real. Last night seemed to be "Night of The Anti-Global Warming Troll", and the night before was the end of Fundie Week. WTF? --Are Yahoo! just complete imbeciles about the damned shoebots or what?? I swear if I run into the guy responsible for the spamming on this one thing I'm going to *have to* snap his neck five different ways...the coroner will *find him* face-down on the ground staring at his ownass, so to speak. --And...what is the deal with people who can't cope with full words and something resembling whole sentences? Is literacy such a burden? Is it so damned hard to even *know* how to read? I'm only asking because people seem to *like* giving me Best Answers just so they can troll me, saying "I have no clue what you just said." It bugs me. WTF is people's problem? --Oh...and who told local construction crews in my neighborhood that they could *seal off* my whole entire damned neighborhood? As in, the whole street in front of my apartment building is fenced off completely *to the curb* for four straight blocks. I have to walk half a mile extra, out of my way, just to get to the bus terminal, that's less than four blocks away normally. I swear it never ends--they may as well build a moat around my building or just leave our neighborhood a permanent crater. Yeah. I'll stop now. Sorry to go on so. Thanks for your time though.
2016-05-23 09:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by luz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having a seat wouldn't help the problem [sigh]. And if we could move the area just a wee bit farther south? I could definitely stand to loose a few lbs...but I'm afraid there is nothing you can do to assist in this endeavor. But thank you for asking.
2007-12-13 04:20:01 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I ate the See's chocolates I was going to put into the kids stockings. Man, those gold coins (shekels) are soooo friggin good. Now I have to order more.
2007-12-13 04:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My daughter...her big brothers are scaring her and she's got her arms wrapped around my neck. For a 22 month old she's pretty strong.
2007-12-13 04:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is there an elephant sitting on my chest anyway? *wheeze* Ohhmigod, it's "The Big One", somebody call an ambulance...?! Do you know CPR??
2007-12-13 09:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog (fully grown Labrador) when i try to sleep
2007-12-13 04:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jaco W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating and I wouldn't do that!
Why would he think that? I love him to death.
He's nuts
2007-12-13 04:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Teetana 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes.. but if I start talking.. I will never shut up
2007-12-13 04:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by Sugarplum 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My heart feels a little broken :-(
2007-12-13 04:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by JC 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋