NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT Two hillbillies walk into
a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk
about the latest addition to their junk yard
business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin
ya swallar?" The woman shakes
her head
no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes
her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right
butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of
that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do
it."
2007-12-13 03:51:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good one sweetie!! LOL! =)
2007-12-13 03:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will admit that it was kind of funny. I am just waiting for a Southern native to be offended...LOL!
2007-12-13 12:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by Meg...Out of Hybernation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you that was great, I was still laughing when I answered the phone at work.
My dad would love this one
2007-12-13 11:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by TunaFish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eek I live in the south, I better not choke!
2007-12-13 11:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank You! I needed that chuckle just now!
2007-12-13 11:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And I haven't been the same ever since!
2007-12-13 11:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by Servant 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..I heard this one before though, but it did make me chuckle again..
2007-12-13 11:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by Fabe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
~giggles~ Oldie but goodie.
2007-12-13 11:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yea heard that one before....... good one
2007-12-13 11:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by gunny 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
i havent heard that one!!!
2007-12-13 11:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋