2007-12-13 03:47:35 · 10 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
they are actually abducted by eggplants.the carrots natural enemy
2007-12-13 03:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by secret agent 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of cource not why would a mother carrot do that, there kidnapped i tell ya! The mommy and daddy carrots raise there babies hoping for them to become big and strong and some day work in a salad but they turn there backs for a minute and some fat man with grubby hands scoops them up and cans them. Then all the fat americans cook them and butter there peeled naked bodies and eat them. Then a day later they come out in a turd and are flush down the toilet and thats where all the baby carrot rescue centers are located so one day there parents can find them when they get flushed down the toilet. the end
2007-12-13 03:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Chelsea K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. There is no such thing as a baby carrot. They are the mishaped or ugly carrots that are too ugly to sell. They are whittled down to look good and cute. A very smart farmer thought this up instead of tossing out so many good, yet ugly carrots. He now sells the "baby carrots" at twice or thrice the price of their lovely brethren You gotta love American ingenuity. Kind of like algore and his carbon credits, ya?
2007-12-13 05:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million. How previous have been you once you acquire pregnant? 22, became 23 11 days after he replaced into born 2. organic start or C-section. organic with an epidural! 3. Do/did you breastfeed, formulation feed, or the two? Breastfeeding 4. Spanking your babies: Is it discipline or abuse? discipline, basically after each thing else hasn't labored. it extremely is abuse if it leaves marks. 5. Do you utilize 2d hand products on your baby? Oh yeah! 6. what's the gender of your infant? male 7. What shade hair does he/she have? blonde 8. What shade eyes does he/she have? blue 9. What replaced into the 1st ingredient you reported on your infant while he/she replaced into born? hi candy infant boy! Then I reported chuffed Birthday Wyatt 10. what's your infant going to be for Halloween? possibly a pumpkin, no longer a hundred% specific yet however
2016-10-11 05:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are raised in a carrot mill until the age of 4 weeks were the garden Nana's sends them on their first field trip.
2007-12-13 06:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Boomrat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carrots are not like regular people. They dont (you know) each other. They do not have any, or they don't take any, responsibility for other carrots who may claim that they are their parents. Just lighten your thoughts about carrots.
2007-12-13 03:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they are pushed out of the nest at birth.
2007-12-13 03:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by orange c 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-13 06:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by lita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd certainly like to believe so. Knowing that there's no one to care for or love them makes it so much easier to consume their souls!
2007-12-13 03:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes.......they're sent to the orphanage called......MY BELLY!
2007-12-13 05:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋