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Whether you were the victim or the other way around

2007-12-13 03:43:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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About four years ago, an officer knocked on my door. I answered, and he asked if I was Lisa G******, I said, "Yes." (scared absolutely to death.) He looked at me and said, "I don't think you're the woman I'm looking for." I asked him what everything was about. He said, "There's a woman with the same name as you who we're looking for because she has warrants for:

Attempt to manufacture illegal substances
Forgery
Impersonation
Child neglect/abuse
Distribution to a minor
Thirteen charges of passing worthless checks

Until that day, I had never heard of this woman and we lived in a very small town. And, there were only three people in the telephone book with the same last name as mine.

She was later found and arrested. Her picture was in the local newspaper and I kid you not, she looked exactly like, Estelle Getty from the "Golden Girls"!!! lmao

2007-12-13 10:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

While walking toward a mall store, two little kids and the teenager accompanying them were walking away from the store (coming my way). One little kid said, "that's my father" or "there's my father" while pointing at me (there was nobody else but the four of us). The kid was way too young for him to be joking.

Not exactly the type of story you were looking for, but it's all I've got.

2007-12-13 03:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 0 0

I was walking down the street after work and saw my co-workers car coming down the street so I jumped in the road and started doing a funny dance in front of her car - but it wasn't my co-worker, just a car like hers and I got really embarrased and red faced then laughed my azz off when I got home.

2007-12-13 03:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Kathy 5 · 2 0

Tuesday night while out with friends had a fella buy me a drink and when he came by my table he realized he didn't know me..thought I was an old girl friend!!..At least I got a drink and a laugh out of it!!

2007-12-13 09:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was mistaken for an alcoholic just last night.

2007-12-13 08:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by sillybreaze 4 · 2 0

i thought i spotted a girl i used to work with in a club. i went up and said hello how you doing. it wasn't until I'd finished speaking i realised it wasn't her at all. the stranger thought i was trying to chat her up and in words that rhyme with duck cough brought our conversation to an end i slunk away a bit red faced!!

2007-12-13 03:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

People ask me if I know I resemble Eddie Murphy .... I say if i was Eddie Murphy ..... would I be slogging around in a Home Depot at midnight?

2007-12-13 03:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3 0

I came up behind a guy in the shopping centre, thought it was my brother, and poked him in the ribs.....
Needless to say, it wasn't him! lol

2007-12-13 03:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa B 4 · 3 0

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