new in the office, the most nauseous smelling perfume emitting from her body from 20 ft. away, laughing at EVERYTHING, and talking louder than everybody...and of course, she is an expert at everything already....so before I grab an ice pick and stab my jugular vein, any ideas on what I can do about it? Funny ideas only. thanks.
2007-12-13 02:33:34 · 6 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
AH yes, the new (overboard) co-worker. Is it the raunchy smell of Exclamation or something classy like Chanel? I ask because, as fashionistas know, if she has even the slightest bit of grace then all may not be lost. She may just be - dare I say it - - - Trainable.
Maybe make a phone call (to a friend) and when she starts getting loud, hold the phone aside and say "Excuse me, would you mind keeping it down? I'm trying to get some work done and my client can hear you over me. Thanks." It's fabulous if the boss is nearby when you do it.
I know it's hard but steer clear of the juglar - it'll leave a scar.
2007-12-13 04:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by redslippers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the ice pick in her jugular would be a better idea
Do everyone else a favor lol
Sorry to hear that
2007-12-13 10:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by Miss J if ya nasty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
start coughing and spraying oust to suck up that annoying smell..use a hankie every time you are around her poke yourself in the eye to make yourself cry..laugh with her even louder will be funny...hold your stomach and say damn what a gut buster that was...and just start picking lint off your clothes in front of her excessively..put baking soda on her desk while she is out..just open a few boxes
2007-12-13 11:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by bailie28 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a clothespin and wear it on your nose around the office. Oh, and don't forget to bring your collection of voodoo dolls and set them up around your cube. Lastly, buy a dog muzzle and put it on her desk, labeled "Gift from Secret Santa". lol
2007-12-13 10:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
WHO HIRES THESE PEOPLE? I work with a bunch of obnoxious, incompetent and/or do-nothings I want to pull my hair out!! I grab a hand full of their papers and chuck them in the shredder...they don't look at them anyway...LOL
2007-12-13 11:13:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anglcake 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would go on a seizurious coughing fit, trying to sneeze and almost ready to throw up, (puke if you need to) and when she asks whats wrong, tell her that you are allergic to her perfume.
"I have severe allergies to certain noxious chemicals and I think that your perfume has one of them in it."
2007-12-13 10:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by Birdogsego 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋