Anyone else want to join me in a rousing chorus of?

Question

EFF YOU AL GORE?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bali_climate_conference

This pompous *** jets (I'd bet in a private jet at that) over to Bali and then blames his own country because they don't back him in his GW pimping ponzi scheme.

All together now: EFF YOU AL!!

Answer 1

"I fly round the world, gluttonous, fast;
I was nearly President Gore
But now my opinions are published, at last
Badly written (with help) and a bore.

In my late middle age
I've now produced
A fashionable book for fools
The cocktail class call me a sage
And with their help, I hope I'll yet rule

My name is Algernon Gore
Blimey! I was almost at war!
But I'm now causing trouble
In lands full of rubble
As a fuel-burning publicist whore.

-DJP

Answer 2

Now now there, be kind - after all didn't he just receive a Nobel prize jointly?

I personally don't agree with his view as I think this is natural and we are coming close to the end of a mini ice age - about 10,000 years long this one.

Truly now, do you really think Mr. Gore would blame himself? You know, he is supposed to be representing his country and generating solutions to this global warming and making supportive commitments.