2007-12-12 20:42:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A.O.A
well dear i love these two jokes
1) there was man whose wife was really evil, one day his wife died, he went to bury her, after his way back to home , thunder Storm struck him & lightning & heavy rains started, he stopped there for a while & looked at the sky & said'' i think she has just reached the heaven''
2) in a class room, teacher asked the kids to paint something special, all kids started, after sometime teacher asked one of the cute little boy
teacher: '' what are you painting''
boy: ''i m painting God''
teacher:'' but no one has seen the God''
boy: everyone ll see , once i finished this painting''
2007-12-13 02:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day monday went to tuesday to see wednesday and ask thursday wheather friday has told saturday that sunday is the frndship day.
hav nice weekend.
2007-12-13 00:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by new friend 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-12-12 20:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One said "Whew! It sure is hot in here!" And the other one said "Oh my God a talking muffin!!"
2007-12-12 20:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 white horses fell in mud.
oh! sorry that was a dirty joke
2007-12-12 20:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by TunaFish 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
EH that would be illegal and they would be arrested they probably would have fallen out of the planes their selves anyway though.
2016-05-23 08:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I dated a few. LOL
2007-12-12 20:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, sorry.
i laugh at jokes, but rarely remember them.
2007-12-13 00:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes why
2007-12-12 21:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by mikail brown 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just my first wife..."snicker"
2007-12-13 01:29:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ahmad H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋