I am having such a bad morning, can anyone cheer me up?
This is going to be a real long day, I'm in work and close to tears.... ;0(
2007-12-12 20:02:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Aww don't feel like that Mrs Nice xx
We all love you.. because you are so nice! xx
Think about something that makes you laugh..
Like my boyfriend running around the bedroom in his batman outfit.
Chin up babe xx
2007-12-12 20:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check this out.
Three guys are walking down the beach, when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. The first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says, "What will we name the child?" The guy freaks and runs away. So the second guy goes over to her and starts doing his thing when she says, "What will we name the child?" He freaks out also and runs away. The third guy has been watching all this. So he puts on a condom and goes to do his thing. when she says, "What will we name the child?" He ignores her and keeps on going. She keeps asking but he keeps going. Finally he finishes and pulls off the condom, ties a knot in the end of the rubber and throws it in the ocean. He turns to the girl and says, "If he gets out of that, we'll call him Houdini."
Have a nice day ;)
2007-12-13 04:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Naf 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought I wanted a career...turns out I just wanted a paycheck!!
Please don't be sad Mrs Nice. :)
Look at all the wonderful replies you have!! All these people are thinking of you...
Google 1 Peter 5:10
2007-12-13 05:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by Bronson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's your job that's making you feel this way, maybe you should take some time off and look for a new line of work. Nothing will age you faster than a job you can't stand to be doing. If it's not your job, then you should press your hands to your mouth and make really really loud fart noises. It sounds dumb i know, but it makes me laugh every time! I laugh everyday and i feel like i will live forever!!!!
2007-12-13 04:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Zac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up!!! Heres a joke..
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.
The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.
Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.
Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"
With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"
Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"
2007-12-13 04:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by Ava 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
can I ask why u feel like i do did u broke up or ended up ure relationship just like I did...................if u did im sorry to hear that and understand ure confusion and pain.......if its something else well girl just think that ure not worthless there's ppl that still care a lot for u and that would do anything to take that pain away we just have to open up ou hearts......eventhough nothing will fill that emptyness i feel this xmas............I still want for ppl around me to know that it is the best holiday on the calendar and that i wish everyone has a beautifull day.
2007-12-13 04:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by angel81 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I once heard an RJ saying that if u r having a bad day then imagine the person who made u angry in a chicken suit doing a chicken dance...hope it makes you fell better.
2007-12-13 04:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by homosapien 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just think of the money and it will soon be over, so cheer up it will soon be Christmas time off and family, friends party's ,presents and if that don't work cheer up or father Christmas wont come to you, lol I hope your smiling now !
2007-12-13 05:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by annie6 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mrs Nice dont be sad
just cause the day started off bad
cheer up girl dont be silly
& I'll show you my little willy
XXX
2007-12-13 04:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Het don't forget I am taking you on an extended lunch today!!! Your choice of where to eat!! Then after that you are going to lapland to see santa with your loved ones!!
2007-12-13 04:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋