If they changed the law so justified revenge was no longer punishable, how would you punish that one coworker?

Question

You know which one I am talking about... THAT one...

Answer 1

I would lead that person into the deep dark Forrest and make em eat last year's fruitcake then let them find their own way back home - all the while my wolf friends are howling and growling and breathing heavy and smacking their lips. That or waterboarding.

Answer 2

I would make her sit in a room all day answering the phone, she never does it at work and thats half the job!!!!

I would also give her a mountain of paperwork to work through for the next 10 years, she never does any of that either

what does she do? um..............................................
she sits around talking abut her husband(poor man), her kids(poor kids) and telling us all how to do the job :0/

AND guess who got her in the secret santa, how am I going to be able to buy her a nice present!!!!!!!

Answer 3

id take 5 paper clips and straighten them out...ram each one under its friggin nails on its left hand...id stick the other hand in the paper shredder and push hard...pick up the metal bin and tip it over his head so the noise of its own screaming deafens the fecking idiot....to start with...

maybe its best they dont relax the law....but i feel much better after that...thanks

Answer 4

i'll ask the witch to sit on a cactus plant !

Answer 5

Oooooh. I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

Answer 6

move the company and make her wonder where we moved too.lol

Answer 7

beat the shyte out of them, naturally

Answer 8

shoot her