We have just broken up after 9 years, he got me a skimpy bikini, what should I get him? All answers, serious or otherwise, happily accepted.
Thanks!
2007-12-12 18:53:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A date with Lorena Bobbitt (Just kidding)
Seriously, I would be civil and give him something nominal if you really value his friendship...Otherwise you aren't obligated to give him anything.
2007-12-12 18:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by idahdespida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. . .why did he get you a skimpy bikini? Forget giving him a gift--give yourself a gift & take a vacation to some warm, tropical spot--take a picture in the bikini & send it to him.
Or, buy some summer's eve & wrap it up nicely and include a card that says Enjoy your Christmas with your "Douche Bag" (the sl*# that he is with now)!
Sorry about your break up & the fact that your husband cheated on you! It must be devestating but time truly heals all things. Seriously, forget him. He doesn't deserve a gift from you. You gave him 9 years of your life--this time is yours--give yourself something special!!
2007-12-12 19:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mackenzie Walsh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An empty wallet wrapped in Divorce papers. With a note inside "just to let you know what your future will look like".
2007-12-13 05:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sondra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nine pairs of socks, gift wrapped. Include the bikini in the package. (Sounds like you opened your gift a little early? Did you expect something nice?)
2007-12-12 19:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by jkbond17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gift certificate from a lab to be tested for STDs and a box of condoms.
2007-12-12 19:08:13 · answer #5 · answered by old beatnik 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The biggest lump of coal you can find. After all that is what santa gives naughty little boys!
2007-12-14 15:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by melbot82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An appointment for a STD test.
2007-12-12 19:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by flamingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get him a door to hit his you-know-what on the way out.
2007-12-12 19:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce papers and a pen.
2007-12-12 19:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by lollypop 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a chastity belt. lol
i'd get him a lump of coal wrapped up in a beautiful box. And a note "santa knows you've been naughty".
2007-12-12 19:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by chilly 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋