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I've heard that a Nostradamus Quatrain has been interpreted and predicts the next time the Cubs will win the World Series.

It will happen the same year that the Cubs' parent company, the Chicago Tribune, endorses a Democrat for President. The conjunction of the two events will send shockwaves through the 9 Heavens and 10 Hells, (the 9 circles described by Dante and a showing of Britney Spears' home movies,) of such magnitude that they trigger the Apocalypse.

I can just see the Headlines in the Trib, (40 point type,) CUBS WIN!!!!!!, (subhead,) World Ends, Paris Hilton, 6 Billion+ others die.

I'm not sure I buy it. But it could be useful to know if it's true.

2007-12-12 16:24:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Baseball

For the sake of the world, I hope you're right FPA. Fortunately, it's equally unlikely that the Tribune will ever endorse a Democrat for president. They're still upset about the whole DEWEY WINS! fiasco.

2007-12-12 16:41:15 · update #1

11 answers

you have to kidding me Nostradamus...I have never heard of such a prediction and I have 3 books on Nostradamus and you can by them in the science fiction section...the Cubs fans a disparate this year as they are every year

2007-12-12 17:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Danny B 3 · 2 1

There are two schools of thought on that:
One: Regularly scheduled trips to the moon will be in vogue in our lifetime... and
Two: When pigs fly. And so, as we patiently wait for porcine aviation, we'll just hang back and thank Steve Bartman for keeping the dream alive.

2007-12-13 08:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 3 0

I thought Nostradamus was a Cards fan.

2007-12-13 02:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by Toodeemo 7 · 3 0

It's not true, the Cubs will never win a World Series. NEVER.

2007-12-13 00:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by The Official Texting Pro 6 · 2 3

Holy sh* t !!! No I didn't hear anything about this . Oh my god , you have to tell me did it say anything more about Paris Hilton . What about Britney , did she ever find her underware?

2007-12-13 07:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by RWB4646 6 · 0 1

Wasn't it something to do with a weather prediction for hell?

2007-12-13 03:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

...and all this time, I though Nostradamus was from the southside.

2007-12-13 09:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

they might get close this year.... but steve bartman yes, the notorious steven d. bartman is still lurking!

2007-12-13 01:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ian B 1 · 1 1

You have picked your screen name well, my friend.

2007-12-13 00:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by wdx2bb 7 · 2 0

COOL! You are a CHICAGOAN???
Me too!! North side!

2007-12-13 00:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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