I'm getting over my crush on my professor. So far, I've told myself he is conceited, arrogant, probably has a small manhood, he has oral herpes, he is impolite, has too dark a sense of humor, seems like he could be hateful towards women, his hips are too wide for a man, seems to have erratic mood swings, seems too smug and pleased with himself, probably tries to seduce women with his foreign accent, seems cold and unfeeling (which would negatively affect his lovemaking abilities), and can't dress.
2007-12-12 16:21:32 · 13 answers · asked by lovebird 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
To the people getting mad at me: He has some qualities that make me like him a lot, but that's not my focus here. I would never insult him to his face. This is for ME- to not like him. Or would you prefer for me to risk his career by falling all over him? Jeez, don't take it personally!
2007-12-12 16:32:25 · update #1
What can I say, I like a challenge.
2007-12-12 16:51:06 · update #2
OK, I know this from personal experience, it's the fact that they dont actually like to shower that often. Plus they care more for their dogs than their women.
2007-12-12 16:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you're an American, some Englishmen are hard to comprehend in a conversation and vice versa.
It also makes them unique.
2007-12-12 16:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That ( you think) he could possibly be interested in someone like you who is such an obviously derogatory person .
Just tell yourself it is no sense maintaining a crush on a man who would be interested in a child like you !
2007-12-12 16:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by allure45connie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are magnifying all his weak points to persuade yourself not to love him anymore, you will blame yourself for loving such a guy. Sweetie, just forget him and move on.
2007-12-12 17:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by Littlestar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've told yourself that, yet I bet none of it is true, I would say he got lucky not getting together with you if all you can do is insult him behind his back and not have the balls to say it to his face.
2007-12-12 16:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by npleck 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The worse thing about an Englishman is saying "England" when he means "Britain".
You have no idea how much this annoys other UK nations.
2007-12-12 18:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are getting a crush on a man that has "all that" going for him? Lol!
2007-12-12 16:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
They always talk like they are asking a question even when they are nor.
2007-12-12 16:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are You Kidding? Ha, Ha then!
2007-12-12 16:33:48 · answer #9 · answered by DORY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spotted Dick
2007-12-12 16:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋