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I don't have any Gnomes anymore because the theives steal them....wait, I don't have a lawn!

2007-12-13 01:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0 0

Gnomes are a very tricky species. There is a secret organization, begun in France (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). They believe in freeing the gnomes to live in the wild forests, where they are felt to belong. This group may have just paid you a visit, and returned your gnomes to the forest. Either that, or Alphus stole them back to sell to someone else. Or high school kids, or middle school kids. Raccoons and crows have been known to covet shiny objects.

2016-04-09 00:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No. He traveled to a warmer climate in anticipation that I shall seek him. Oh, what a wise Travelocity Gnome he is!

2007-12-12 19:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The little garden statues--yes, so they aren't subjected to the harsh winter weather and fade, etc. ( I think the real ones go in and out thru' the doggie door! Ha!Ha!Ha!)

2007-12-12 15:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Gellarguy 2 · 0 0

NO. They've been frozen since the day I bought them anyways.

2007-12-12 15:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only the ones that are made of brass.

2007-12-12 15:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't have any.........
*crying*
My mean old cousin stole them........
*sobbing*
Just cause I took a few of his Pez collectibles.......
Peace.

2007-12-12 15:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. They go to Florida.

2007-12-12 15:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by October 7 · 0 0

no i wrap them in blankets so they will stay warm

2007-12-12 15:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0 0

No, they break in.. and throw me outside while yelling "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JACKASS?" It makes me cry

2007-12-12 15:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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