Doctors and Fat Guys
An extremely obese man shows up at his doctor's office and claims that he's tried every possible way to lose weight, to no avail. So the doctor proposes a radical diet: rectal feeding. Reassuring the fattie that he won't starve to death, the doctor explains that he can actually take in enough nutrients through the rectal walls to sustain life, but that he's sure to lose weight in the process.
Three weeks later the patient comes in for a follow-up appointment, and he's down from 360 to a trim 175 pounds. The doctor shows him into his office and asks him how he's feeling, noticing that he's bouncing up and down in his seat quite energetically. "I'm feeling great, doc; never felt better" is the reply.
"In that case, why are you bouncing up and down like that?" asked the doctor.
"Just chewing some gum!"
2007-12-12 14:22:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Hope it wasn't bubble gum, if he farted then it would blow a big bubble.
2007-12-13 07:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've lost 5 kilos in my first week. It's my 10th day and I have included salad with some protein (eg. egg/ lean chicken) as you suggested. After 4 years of trying, the fat is finally coming off. It truly feels like magic!
Get started today!
2016-05-21 22:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not heard that one,would not like to go twos up on the gum ,I wonder if he puts it on the bedpost at night ....
Very Funny joke BTW
2007-12-12 14:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am so glad I decided to read one more question before calling it a night. I will now go to bed with a smile. Thanks, that was really funny.
2007-12-12 17:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You and he have got to the sticky end, but have a star.
2007-12-12 21:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna try that. Just one question? What do I do with my fancy napkins?
2007-12-12 14:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
EWWW now I have to go to bed with that picture in my head. EWWW LOL
2007-12-12 14:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it lol10 / 10
2007-12-12 20:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before...but it's still funny. lol
2007-12-12 14:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it :( did chewing gum make him float :s????
2007-12-12 14:43:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋