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Ok, so I was having sex with my hand and some of my semen went into my eye. I guess it happened quick b/c I usually close my eyes as I begin to ejaculate. It's not the first time I've gotten myself in the face, but I've never had it go into my eye.

It's gotten red in one half of my eye. What do I do????

2007-12-12 14:05:45 · 18 answers · asked by Kid Jew 1 in Health Men's Health

Visine: It gets the **** out

2007-12-12 14:10:40 · update #1

18 answers

wow. get a girlfriend son.

2007-12-12 14:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Villain 2 · 0 1

Wash Your Eye With Cold Water

2007-12-12 15:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by I am finaly PREGNANT after 9yrs 2 · 0 0

you're eye will finally start to decay because of the acid interior the sperm. they'll devour your eye till all that is left is your eye socket. it is likewise conceivable that as quickly as a sperm enters the attention, it starts development a mini inhabitants crammed with fungi. those fungi then initiate development city halls, libraries, and at last your eye will % up and you will go blind. HA HA. i'm in simple terms enjoying. not something will ensue. in simple terms make certain to rinse it out. $

2016-11-03 02:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by liberis 3 · 0 0

Rub your eye to make your eye start tearing up. You tears are a natural cleanser for your eyes....water isn't..it will dry your eye out more.

The redness won't last that long...maybe an half an hour at the most if I remember correctly. lol. No longer than an hour.

2007-12-12 14:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

rinse it out with water or buy some visine eye drops. dont rub it a lot. that could make it worse.

2007-12-12 14:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by PRINCESS DI 4 · 0 0

must of been quite a shot and its called masturbation, jacking off, beating ur meat any of those but it is not sex with the hand unless it is someone elses therefore it would be a hand job.
get it
and im sure ur eye will be fine

2007-12-12 14:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by whatwhat11 3 · 0 0

rinse your eye and then put drops like visine in it. You are a real shooter.

2007-12-12 14:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by Geo 6 · 0 0

Rinse your eye out and wait for the redness to go away.

It should be fine.

2007-12-12 14:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by ~Christine~ 3 · 0 0

Never ask for a Red Rider BB gun because you sir, will definitely shoot your eye out!

2007-12-12 23:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by meestaben 3 · 0 0

Name the baby Iris

2007-12-12 14:12:27 · answer #10 · answered by gale s 5 · 6 0

just a minor irritation. just wash it with water. then wait. if itching/redness persists, it is best to see a doctor. next time, aim it somewhere else. hehe goodluck!

2007-12-12 14:10:52 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

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