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no smut please....im fragile and a virgin....

2007-12-12 14:01:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

bitchalot...i think i just came....lol

2007-12-12 14:20:16 · update #1

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is that a joke lmao fragile? virgin? you do make me laugh!i will tuck u up in my sock draw next to me rampant rabbit where u will stay til crimbo eve!!!

2007-12-12 14:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No smut? you ask a leading question like this and you say 'no smut'? Your a virgin? Ha! Well close your ears baby cause I'm about to tell you exactly what I am going to do with you...
First I am going to *** ****** *** and then I'm going to take you and wrap you around the ****** just to see how it feels and when you are all warm I will continue the **** *** ******, but for just a little bit when I am all *** I will make sure you are nice and soft to so I can stick you between my my **** ahhh. Does that feel good baby? Yahhh

2007-12-12 14:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

I'm still trying to get over the virgin thing!! hahahahahahaha You can have my lump of coal for the small white lie. LOL ♥

2007-12-12 14:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1 0

I would like to hang you above the fireplace, and leave you there all night to surprise everyone when they wake up . . . .

2007-12-12 14:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by sophia100 2 · 0 0

I and a lot of other people on here would like to kick the shite out of you. You w@nker

2007-12-12 14:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Find one of your other stocking friends and warm up my cold feet.

2007-12-12 14:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by sharen d 6 · 1 0

Stuff you full of cheap nick nacks and nail you above the mantel............oh wait...I thought this was the elephant question.

2007-12-12 17:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Write my name on you in glitter, then hang you up for all to see.

2007-12-12 14:05:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kicks like a girl 3 · 0 0

filter the rain water running of my decks

2007-12-12 14:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by tugboat 4 · 1 0

get on a bank robbers face, and rob me a bank

2007-12-12 14:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by kevin friend 6 · 0 0

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