What 5 rules would you have for the proper conduct of a war?

Question

If you were in a position of power in the United Nations, what 5 rules would yo have for the proper conduct of a war?

Answer 1

Whats so proper of war? War is an engagement to win over your enemy and if that means using any means possible..so be it.

Answer 2

Proper conduct would be to solve problems without going to war

Answer 3

If it was the UN? Oh, that's easy:
1. You are there to prevent deaths, not cause them. If fired upon, retreat quickly, and do not return fire.
2. You can help others sidestep economic sanctions, provided you can profit from the deal. (Try to keep it discreet, though.)
3. Local women are lonely, so give them plenty of love. (And it's cultural tradition for women to feign resistance, especially if they're really lonely.)
4. Under no circumstances should your mission end in success. Do what you can to snatch defeat from the jaws of imminent victory, if you have to.
5. For the first thing that goes really badly, blame your predecessor. For the second thing, blame the U.S.

Just trying to stay true to U.N. tradition here...

Answer 4

1. Defend yourself, and those who cannot defend themselves.
2. Fight to win.
3. Instill pure fear in the enemy.
4. Make war with you so terrible that the enemy does not want to risk it.
5. Win .

Answer 5

the first priority is to completely smash the enemy. Far as anything else is concerned we would take our cues from the way the enemy conducts the war. What they do we do too.

Answer 6

Rule 1: Only Pillows may be used against your opponents.

Rule 2: People who want to participate, have to pay for the pillows themselves.

Rule 3: If Pillows bust open all participants must help collect the feathers.

Rule 4: Loser has to invite the winners over for a potluck.

Rule 5: Republicans can go f*&% themselves.