Growing up in a New Zealand penal colony as I did, biting my toenails was one of my few sources of amusement and relaxation in the times when I was unchained and allowed to frolic while cleaning out the dingo run.
Alas those halcyon days are past, and the limbs become less flexible; nowadays, my monitor lizard, Eric, enjoys trimming my toenails while I lay back and sip a cool and frosty one.
Would I go back to those carefree times? Sometimes, when the breeze blows off the plain, carrying the unmistakable scent of scavenger...
2007-12-12 18:55:36
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answered by Palmerpath 7
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Let me get this straight.....do you mean when I was able physically to bite them off or when I was allowed by law to perform any disgusting, depraved act I wished in the privacy of my own home before the "patriot act" set fire to the Constitution? Either way.....no, I couldn't then and certainly have no wish to do so now.....you, "Sir" are gross beyond mere words and keep those repulsive clippings to yourself from now on!!!!!......Just kidding, no need to file a report....with ....anyone,now,eh?
2007-12-12 21:40:46
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answered by jidwg 6
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i long for the days when i can bite my dog's toenails off
2007-12-12 21:21:13
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answered by Anonymous
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My brother still does that. AND he's in his 40's!
2007-12-12 21:21:25
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answered by tallerfella 7
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yes
2007-12-12 21:29:04
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answered by Mary Jo W 6
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No. Excuse me....oh gag!
2007-12-12 21:29:01
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answered by TruthSquad 6
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noooooo
2007-12-12 21:50:03
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answered by Anonymous
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ummm not really
2007-12-12 21:21:39
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answered by ~~HEARTS~~ 7
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