I smashed my?

the good news is.........

i saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

2007-12-12 12:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by Judas Rusty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

I've got two ways to help you. 1) read this:

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

And 2). Come over to my place: I could cheer you up real quick.

2007-12-12 20:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋

This is simple ........... remember a car is only made of metal and glass ............... it's just 'stuff' in its truest sense. You, on the other hand, will survive this incident and many more. You are a creation of nature and you are safe .......... the car can be recreated, reborn or replaced. You cannot. The problem will be dealt with by nothing more than inconvenience, time, energy and most likely money. That is all. Be joyous about that and look forward to the next motoring chapter in your life!

2007-12-12 20:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Ok. TEBOW FACTS TIME!

The NCAA declared that Tim Tebow may lose his amateur status because he is a professional *** kicker.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Tim Tebow has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

And my favorite, Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter.

2007-12-12 20:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Oh goodness!

I can help you build a new invisible one, if you want!
[It's always fun to jump into cars that you can't see.]

Or a box car. I'll buy the cardboard.

2007-12-12 20:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

Oh baby...why don't you holla at me and I'll come get you and we'll go to a hotel (on me) and I'll cheer ya right on up! Whatever you want...you'll get!

2007-12-13 11:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Punkd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

a cup of tea in ur fave mug & a great big hug shud do the trick
xx

2007-12-12 20:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Can I bring any thing else to smash ? mate. Smile! :>)

2007-12-12 20:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by Garfield 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

the chances of you being in a car accident are around 1/650,000. don't worry. it's legit.

2007-12-12 20:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by nt 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋

All the ways I can think of I can't say without a violation!

2007-12-12 20:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

ahh hun tough break hope u r ok and not hurt hugs and kisses from me,just think urself lucky that u r safe hun!!!!

2007-12-12 21:02:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

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