so I told a mate of mine who owned a pet shop about it, he said I'v got an idea why don't you have my talking parot to spy on her and he can tell you what happens when rent collect calls. I said thats a good idea, so he showed me this parot , it hadn't a feather on it and this long d---k hanging down, he said the parot raps it around his perch to stop him falling off, so I put the parot and his stand in the front room. anyway the rent mans day came and when I finnished work I rushed home and asked the parot what had gone on , The parot said the rent collecter came in and undressed himself then undressed your wife, I said what happend next and the parot said I don't know , my d---k whent all hard and I fell of the perch
2007-12-12
11:55:58
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