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so I told a mate of mine who owned a pet shop about it, he said I'v got an idea why don't you have my talking parot to spy on her and he can tell you what happens when rent collect calls. I said thats a good idea, so he showed me this parot , it hadn't a feather on it and this long d---k hanging down, he said the parot raps it around his perch to stop him falling off, so I put the parot and his stand in the front room. anyway the rent mans day came and when I finnished work I rushed home and asked the parot what had gone on , The parot said the rent collecter came in and undressed himself then undressed your wife, I said what happend next and the parot said I don't know , my d---k whent all hard and I fell of the perch

2007-12-12 11:55:58 · 19 answers · asked by wuz 5 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

19 answers

it's great to wake up to a chuckle! thanks. diane.

2007-12-12 19:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by diquarry 5 · 0 0

LOL Seriously funny

2007-12-12 20:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by Harbinger 2 · 0 0

thats funny

2007-12-12 23:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by arthurzanatos 2 · 0 0

This one has ben around a few years.

2007-12-12 20:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

that just doesn't make sense to put a joke on yahoo answers!and especially one that freakin dumb!

2007-12-12 20:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by StRaWbErRyLiCiOuS 2 · 0 1

PMSL! thank you for making my night x

2007-12-12 19:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by kimberley j 3 · 1 0

Interesting.

So, how are those new meds working out for you?

2007-12-12 20:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Laura 6 · 0 1

OMG


lol that was funny

2007-12-12 20:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by stephanie! 2 · 0 0

yeah not bad lol

2007-12-13 00:29:24 · answer #9 · answered by fozz 4 · 0 0

I thought you were being serious at first. That's not really funny .

2007-12-12 19:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

Well, that's 15 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

2007-12-12 20:00:07 · answer #11 · answered by Ms Minger 3 · 2 4

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