This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.
The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.
The bear says, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.
"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn't been in many bars."
So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."
The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.
"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
2007-12-12 11:11:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
That gave me a giggle and when I get a giggle from the joke -- you get a star :)
2007-12-12 11:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, the bear is saying that bartender pays ten dollars for a bear and bears don't have money to pay to come into a bar. "Ten bucks a beer" beer sounds like "bear".
2007-12-12 21:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by Willow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top class,star for you
2007-12-12 20:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great! I'll have to tell that one to my husband!
2007-12-12 19:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by renee70466 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!
Good one Grumps.:0)
2007-12-12 21:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with this beer, i would give in to.
2007-12-12 20:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats great =P
2007-12-12 19:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Future Marine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
Plus it's another answer for you!!!
2007-12-12 21:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw it coming
2007-12-12 19:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by snipho_friendly 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe...
2007-12-12 19:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by Vey Hawt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋