I like this ..... Do you?

Question

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin you day, but I have to tell that your mum and I are divorsing - 45 years is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "we can't stand each other any longer" the father says. "we're sick of each other, and I am sick of taliking abut this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts "I'll take care of this!'
She immediately calls Phoenix, and screams at ther father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. We'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"
the old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife . "Okay." he says, "they're coming for Thankgiving and paying their own way.

Thanx to everyone that said I made a mistake it was ment to be Thanksgiving but I wrote Christmas as thats what I was thinking about.

Answer 1

lol. thats one way to get the kids to come home for the holidays

Answer 2

That is a cute one, but I don't know how they were coming home for Thanksgiving when their Dad called two days before Christmas!! Cute though.

Answer 3

Three chuckles out of 10

Answer 4

It is funny...and I've heard it before. But it still makes for a great joke.

Answer 5

lol- I've seen that before. But you messed up, it's "they're coming for CHRISTMAS and paying their own way."

Answer 6

Future Star you must be really lazy. That is super short.

Answer 7

To funny.

Answer 8

lol
it's pretty funny. It had me going for a while.

Answer 9

lol thats funny.

Answer 10

funny