An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
"You used to hold my hand while we were courting," she said. Warily, the man reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me".Mildly irritated, he rolled over, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."Angrily, the man threw back the covers and got out of bed."Where are you going?" his wife asked.
"To get My Teeth!"
2007-12-12 10:27:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
LOL!!
I liked that. It's nice to see you join in the fun. :0)
2007-12-12 10:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oooh freya we have got you over to the dark side with the jokes lol,
Thats a good one
2007-12-12 18:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Claire - Hates Bigotry 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good Freya,star for you
2007-12-12 18:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny how things change with age!
2007-12-12 18:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by Lover of Blue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-12-13 07:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by dollyk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been spying on me ??
2007-12-12 18:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! that was cute
2007-12-12 19:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪♥azMom♥♪♫ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good (lol)
2007-12-12 18:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by shitforbrains 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋