A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost.
The owner said it was $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She told the owner that she still wanted the bird. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad,"
A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation.
A couple of hours later, the woman's husband, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores... ...same old faces. Hi Ray."
2007-12-12 10:15:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LOL! - but for REAL...parrots are NOT to be trusted! I've met a few African Parrots whose current or previous owners taught them some very strange things. FORGET retraining them!
2007-12-12 10:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Thats really cute. I like it. How about this.
the post man is carrying mail on a new rout. He stops at a house with a sign that reads beware of parrot. The mail man chuckles and enters the gate. As it clicks shut behind him he hears the parrot call "sick em Rex"
2007-12-12 11:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Pandora's box 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 04:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 9:00 pm where I am and this is my first laugh out loud laugh today . Thankyou Suzie s !
2007-12-12 12:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Who Ray another cracker from the maestro
2007-12-12 21:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.-A 10.
2007-12-12 14:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by kriend 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Susie, that was cute! My dad's parrot kept calling my mom by my dad's first wife's name...it did not go over too well!
Stars! Stars! for the lovely lady!
2007-12-12 12:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now that is definitely the bees knees!!!
2007-12-13 03:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an oldie but a goodie - thanks for the reminder - I got another laugh today! A star for you.
2007-12-12 14:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That one about had me messing up my fine new chair here. too too funny.
2007-12-12 13:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋