I nominate Janet Jackson saying "I'm heavy like a first day period" . I can't figure out why she couldn't think of anything else to compare heavy with..
2007-12-12 10:08:06 · 26 answers · asked by ♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
"someone left a cake out in the rain" - it's from MacArthur Park by Donna Summer.
2007-12-13 07:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of my favorites from when I was younger, I still love this song.
One Week- Bare Naked Ladies
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing
here's the song on youtube- http://youtube.com/watch?v=jy7tiCwDHQQ
and just for fun, the lyrics-
http://www.songlyrics.com/song-lyrics/Barenaked+Ladies/Stunt/One+Week/14573.html
(I can actually sing the whole song, after many years of practice by singing along)
2007-12-12 14:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ABBA have been consistently exciting for misheard lyrics... Honey Honey... "and honey to assert the least, you're a doggone beast" I consistently theory replaced into "canines on warmth". In Summernight city, i presumed the line "parking in the moonlight..." replaced into "fcuking in the moonlight"... I swear they are particularly asserting that for the period of the fade-out yet possibly it extremely is me... The Carpenters "All You Get From Love is a Love music" the line "the final love songs are written with a broken heart" i presumed replaced into "the final love songs are written with a broken arm".
2016-10-11 04:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this whole song has the most ridiculous lines ever because you can not understand the words AT ALL. I tried for years to figure out what Eddie was singing. So Here is what the song sounds like (Yellow Ledbetter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
and here are the real words:
Unsealed on a porch a letter sat.
Then you said I wanna leave it again.
Once I saw him on a beach of weathered sand. And on the sand; I wanna leave it again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away.
And they called and I said that "I want what I said" and then I call out again.
And the reason oughta' leave her calm, I know.
I said i don't know whether i'm the boxer or the bag.
Ah yeah, can you see them out on the porch? Yeah, but they don't wave.
I see them round the front way. Yeah.
And I know, and I know. I don't want to stay.
Make me cry...
I see... Ooh I don't know why there's something else.
I wanna drum it all away...
Oh, I said, "I don't, I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag."
Ah yeah, can you see them out on the porch? Yeah, but they don't wave.
I see them round the front way. Yeah.
And I know, and I know. I don't wanna stay at all.
I don't wanna stay. Yeah.
I don't wanna stay. (x2
The whole song is ridiculous and doesn't make any since haha I love Pearl Jam though!
2007-12-12 11:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by vicki 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"It's so hot in the club that I ain't got no shoes on"
from Hurricane Chris's song A Bay Bay. If this isn't the worst lyric of all time, I don't know what is.
Also "The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalyn Carter" from the Mars Volta song Tetragrammaton. I love that song, but that lyric... doesn't make any sense at all.
2007-12-12 10:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Chronon 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I believe Rckets asked a similar question not too long ago, and I will stick to the answer I gave him.
It came from Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough".
The line:
"Just like a rainbow, you know you set me free" ...
What I still wanna know is how a rainbow can set anybody free?
Rckets: That's right - I hear you and rainbows aren't on speaking terms :-P
2007-12-13 06:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Personally, I think Elysia's lyrics are amazing :]
Zak is really good at literature.
However,
I honestly think Cannibal Corpse take a lot of their lyrics too far (although I am a fan..)
I mean "Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones" is just a bit ick, ahha.
Annd KILL EVERYONE by XgumbyX:
"I kicked the cat out the window."
Good song, though.
2007-12-12 10:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
I nominate the entire Fall Out Boy catalog.
Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance this is the way they'd look
If they knew how misery loved me
I mean, exactly what is that nonsense supposed to be telling me? Is it the dance of misery?
MachPen - LOL, I do recall that and your question if any rainbows had set me free. My answer, not lately.
2007-12-12 13:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by Rckets 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
ok... i can win this one. the most ridiculous (not disgusting or wrong, just plain ridiculous) line is in the styx song "rockin the paradise". it says "Tonite's the night we'll make history,
as sure as dogs can fly,.....". fyi, dudes, dogs cant fly. i totally do not get how that fits into any song, much less this one, which turns from an introduction to the albums to a mellow social commentary.
2007-12-12 10:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I nominate the whole record for Shaquille O'Neal's Shaq Diesel (which I proudly own).
2007-12-13 06:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋