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I don't care who you have to drop kick, get out there and get my present!

2007-12-12 10:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 4 0

Next time you get tired and frustrated at the mall, just sit down on Santa's lap for a while and tell him all your problems. It's a great way to unwind and de-stress.

Or if Santa is busy with 5 year olds, just sit on the nearest fat guy wearing a red sweater. It's pretty much the same.

2007-12-12 11:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yes, at times it does. I used to work in a mall, and one year knew it was time to leave before the next Christmas came up or I was going to adorn the mall tree with Santa's balls.

2007-12-12 09:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jareth's Trousers 7 · 0 0

I have a love/hate relationship with Christmas shopping: I love it when it's on my terms and I have time to shop without the crowds (like at lunchtime or during the week); I hate it when I have to go on the weekend, when there are a ton of people in line ahead of me, the babies are screaming their heads off, and the parents are exasperated. I like the idea of shopping for people and getting them things I'm sure they'll love, I dislike taking stuff back to stores because it's not quite right for someone in the family.

2007-12-12 09:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by chick2lit 5 · 2 0

Not to Santa or his elfs. Just to the retailers who make this part of the Christmas tradition (and maybe a few customers).

2007-12-12 09:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Shug 6 · 0 0

no. it makes me want to hug an elf, or multiple elfs, and load santas sleigh tank with gas, and some extra gallons in the back....along with me, for a little spice of fun in his life.

2007-12-12 09:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bri the Pilot 3 · 0 0

Yes! There are so many people and they never ever get out of the way. The worst part is when people congregate in the middle of an aisle and start to chat with one another without any regard to the other people around them that need to get by or those who need to get in and out of the store quickly to get back to work or home. It really does make me mad. Bleh. I feel your pain!

2007-12-12 09:35:37 · answer #7 · answered by Pvt. Joker 5 · 2 0

It also make me want to make brownies for Santa and put Ex-Lax in them. I refuse to go to malls untill Christams is over.

2007-12-12 09:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by anuhyi 5 · 1 0

Not at all. I was all done the week before Thanksgiving. So I paid a little more-I don't have to put up with any id*ots or m0r*ns.

2007-12-12 09:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 0 0

Haha, interesting way of phrasing it. But sometimes it does. The day before Christmas, especially... Ugh.

2007-12-12 09:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Christina★ 4 · 1 0

haha! I work with santa at the mall.. so no! <3 he is too kind

2007-12-12 09:32:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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