The Department of Homeland Security has decided that there is a risk of terrorist attack on Christmas, so they've grounded Santa and the reindeer. No presents this year. Sorry folks. And you thought it was the grinch who stole Christmas.
2007-12-12 09:05:49 · 25 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WHAT??? OH NO!!!!!! This is SO tragic!!!
This is the stupidest thing yet that the U.S. goverment has done!!!! I am so mad at them!!! !@#$$%^&*
And I already bought most of my presents! Oh dear! Now who will I give them too? And I won't get any presents!!!!! I am going to go and cry myself to sleep!!!!!
Why, Why Why????? Why me? Why is my life so sad??? Why can nothing fun ever happen to me????? :(
2007-12-12 09:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess at least they are doing something to stop the closet terrorists...if only they could see the real threat comes from people not washing their hands after using the bathroom though and leave poor St. Nick alone!
2007-12-12 13:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by Jane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some parents are cancelling Christmas festivities because they just do not have the money with the economy the way it is.
2016-05-23 06:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh well my friends and I will still celebrate.Only quietly not to disturb the terriorists or call attention to ourselves.
2007-12-12 09:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by sharen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh???
Santa isn't real!
Reindeer can't fly!!
The grass is blue and the sky is green if you stand on your head!!! ☺
2007-12-12 09:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥☺ bratiskim∞! ☺♥ 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aww, and I asked Santa to get you something extra special! ;)
2007-12-12 09:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by єvєrmorє *Hαs Gonє Rєtro* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my parents are killin it
no xmas decorations these year
like we have no tree put up
no lights outside
no decorations at all
my home doesnt look like its time xmas
2007-12-12 09:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jona 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My conscience is clear. I didn't vote for Bush, both times!
2007-12-12 09:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by THE Cupid HATER 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well its bout time.. that's a good relief for a change..
2007-12-12 11:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Bombs DHS*
I think I'll be on the naughty list this year but it was totally worth it >:)
2007-12-12 09:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋