2007-12-12 07:25:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Bet I know how this question came to your mind! lol
How do you pick up a horse?
Answer: "Do you come here often?"
Isn't he too heavy?
Answer: "He's not heavy, he's my brother~!"
2007-12-12 07:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine always walked right in to the horse trailer.
Saw horses and seahorses aren't heavy.
2007-12-12 07:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all there is no reason to pick it up. Yes it would be too heavy. Try some charm and pick up lines, you can do it.
2007-12-12 10:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try this:
Hey there horse, you are one fine equine, come here often,
do you??? I was just thinking, how nice it would be, if I could ride your back, right out of here. By the way, I'd like to save you. Where's your cowboy??
2007-12-12 11:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen a horse suspended by a large sling so that its broken leg could heal.
Kids don't try this at home ;)
2007-12-12 07:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by DR V 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick it up?Maybe just scratch it between the eyes and he will follow you home..???Heavy,come on Wally,you jest right?HaHa?
2007-12-12 09:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sarah Jessica Parker isn't that heavy, just don't drag her by her feet , she'll fill up !
2007-12-12 07:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by catspit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You buy it a drink to make it comfortable. You have a few drinks yourself, and soon you won't care how heavy she is.
2007-12-12 07:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by Teresa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't pick up horses and I don't rent pigs. Hee hee.
2007-12-12 08:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't Know.
But I do know how to turn a Coyote into a Fox.
2007-12-12 10:31:38 · answer #10 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋