Would they say something nice or would it be something grumpy??? Awe, come on here people...we're just pretending and you know it's something you pet lovers have thought about. Right? Me too. Edit : Yes, I meant this for my Senior friends, not the joke room.
2007-12-12 07:05:52 · 31 answers · asked by Eve 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I have two sweet shih-tzus. Sadie is 4 and weighs 11 lbs, Chandler is 2 and weighs 20 lbs. I adore them and they are so spoiled but obedient pups.
2007-12-12 07:20:27 · update #1
Little Miss Marisol Marie woudl say "Oh Mommy, I love you so much! Kiss. kiss, kiss. Please hold me all day, why do you have to get up? It disturbs my sleep! Whatcha eatin? I want some, now! Oh, give me the blanket, you know I can't sleep without covers. You wanna chase me? I can run faster than you can, lody doddy boo boo!
Mr Pugly would say, why can't you drop that ham from the refrigerator? I want to lay on top of you to sleep, just in case you blow away, I will hold you down. Hold me! Get that little twerp away from me, damn, I can't do nothing without her "helping" me. Will you please tell Oliver the cat when i am in the yard to stop rubbing against me, the neighbors are laughing at me!!! It is hard to go to the bathroom when he keeps knocking me over! I love you mommy! Got anything to eat? Whatever you jave leftover will be great, I love your cooking. I wanna go out, I wanna come in, I wanna go out, I wanna come in , I wanna go out, I wanna come in at least 15 times an hour. I LOVE you, so happy I woke you up to go out at 3 AM, I wanna go out, I wanna go in, I wanna go out
Oliver the cat....I am big, I am beautiful and I will guard those dogs, ....sorry I barfed in your hair, I heard it is a new conditioner, got something to eat? You know I love drinking out of the fish tank, it tastes so good, a little fish flaver. I really purposly fall in the tank, I just want to be a cat fish! I love you mommy, mind if i dig my claws into your leg and kneed you?
It is my famous cat massage
2007-12-12 08:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
The ducks would be complaining about sharing space with the chickens. The chickens would be complaining about the ducks fouling their water. The 3 older goats would be complaining about the 3 younger goats and vice versa. And all 6 goats would be demanding more grain. The old male dog would be complaining about the 2 younger bitches pulling on his tail and chewing up his toys. The 2 younger bitches would be complaining that I don't let them eat the kittens. The kittens would be complaining because I won't let them climb up the curtains. The mother cat would complain because she can't go outside and the two barn cats would be complaining because they can't come inside. NO I DON'T EVER WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PETS HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!
2007-12-12 07:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by judy b 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My pets are no longer living, but the Siamese cat would have asked why we brought that big German Shepherd home. The poodle would have asked why he had to wear a bow on his head after his grooming session. And the German Shepherd would have asked, who are these funny looking guys and what were you thinking?
2007-12-12 09:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My black lab, Misha keeps asking me why I had to bring that other dog into her home ... again.
That other dog is Jeri and she belongs to my parents, and I'm babysitting her for a few days. I think earlier this afternoon Jeri was trying to tell me she was getting sick and wanted to go outside. I missed the message, but Jeri was kind enough to leave me her "gifts" on the carpet.
2007-12-12 08:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i'm hungry! Why wont you feed me each 2d of the day??? I particularly have a Puggle with an eating affliction. he's morbidly obese and on a eating regimen. it extremely is unhappy for my Boxer, because of the fact he would not would desire to be on a eating regimen.
2016-10-11 03:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my dog would say, thank you for taking such good care of me. My husband treats him like his baby and he's like a money pit. He keeps getting sick or hurt and although we said there would be a limit, and he's maxed out, we continue to do it. But he's worth every cent.
2007-12-12 07:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by katydid 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Cosmo: Why can't you hold me 24/7?
Hypatia: I'd like more food, now!
They are both rather spoiled cats.
2007-12-12 07:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My dog would probably say,"Move over and let me drive."He is always in a hurry when we are on an outing......The kids call him the nutless wonder...?
2007-12-12 09:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You mean they can't talk? Boy, I've been having two-way conversations with Gus, our hound dog, for years. He always tells me when he's hungry and when he needs to go out. I hope Gus doesn't find out about this!
2007-12-12 07:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gladys 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
My 5lb Maltese dog, named Macho, would say, Mommy I love you, I think Daddy is jealous. btw to we have any greenies in the house?
2007-12-12 07:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by clever girl 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋